“The latest innovation in personal computing has arrived, and this next killer tablet, laptop combo represents the latest and greatest thinking in this space. We’ve managed to smuggle this footage out of a secure bunker in Voltenstad’s red zone and bring it directly to you! Sadly this effort costed many, many lives.. mostly due to personal lifestyle choices consisting of poor diet and exercise, but we’re pretty sure one guy died from electrocution after powering on the new tablet.”
Source: Puppet Shed
The real Surface looks like this.